Fellow accounting and bookkeeping professionals, 

Welcome to Assets and Odysseys

Clothes That Count

 

Our Story

Founded by a seasoned accountant with nearly three decades of experience, Assets & Odysseys was born from a passion for our profession and a desire to bring some fun into the world of finance. We understand the unique culture of accounting and bookkeeping because we've lived it.

 

What We Offer

At Assets & Odysseys, we provide a curated collection of apparel and accessories designed specifically for accountants and bookkeepers.

Our product line includes:

• T-shirts
• Hoodies
• Sweatshirts
• And more to come!

Each item in our store is crafted with accounting and bookkeeping professionals in mind, featuring clever designs that speak to the daily triumphs and challenges of the field.

 

Our Mission

We aim to:

• Celebrate the double-entry bookkeeping profession
• Offer high-quality, comfortable products that you'll love wearing both in and out of the office
• Create a community where accountants and bookkeepers can express their passion for their work

 

Why Choose Us?

Insider Knowledge: With 30 years of accounting experience, we know what resonates with our fellow number-crunchers.

Quality: Just like a well-balanced ledger, our products are held to the highest standards.

Unique Designs: Our products feature exclusive designs you won't find anywhere else.

 

Giving Back

"Clothes That Count" is more than a fun tagline. We make our business and community count by giving back... Every February, once we've closed our books, 10% of our store's income goes to help fund student scholarships.

We're on the hunt for great scholarships we can contribute to, so if you have a recommendation, please email us at hello@assetsandodysseys.com. 

 

Join Our Journey

Whether you're reconciling accounts, preparing tax returns, or presenting financial statements, let Assets & Odysseys be a part of your professional journey. Browse our collection and find the perfect way to showcase your accounting pride!

 

About Our Founder, Brian Woodland

Ecommerce entrepreneur. Writer. CFO. Founder of Assets & Odysseys.

Experience

Nearly 30 years of finance and accounting experience in e-commerce, creative media and content, manufacturing, and leading and coaching finance teams. I’ve been a bookkeeper, an entry-level cost accountant, and for the past 6 years I’ve been a fractional CFO… and I’ve done just about everything in accounting and finance in-between.

Enneagram Results

Tie between Type 3, the Achiever, and Type 9, the Peacemaker.

Strengths Finder Results

(1) Learner focused on continuous improvement, (2) Strategic in seeing relevant patterns and finding alternative ways to win, (3) Input with high curiosity, (4) Relator who enjoys close relationships with others and turning strangers into friends, and (5) embraces Responsibility by taking psychological ownership of projects.

Professional Certifications and Education

Certified Management Accountant (CMA, 1998) and Certified in Financial Management (CFM, 2000) by the Institute of Management Accountants, an MBA from the Marriott School of Management at Brigham Young University, and a BA in Accounting from Weber State University.

Now From Idaho

I’ve made my home in the Magic Valley of Southern Idaho after spending the first 30 years of my life in Utah and another 20 years living and working in Arkansas, Mississippi, and Oklahoma. I have fallen in love with the Snake River Canyon in Southern Idaho, kayaking the river that made it, and exploring its trails.